Search 'n' Seizure

This goes out to anyone unfortunate enough to have attended yesterday's big day out event in Sydney.


PEANUTS

It was late in the summer of twenty oh eight
standing in line about a mile from the gate
I saw a drug bus pull up so I gobbed my stash
and tried to blend in with the rest of the white trash
well I accidentally swallowed I was trying not to choke
on the twelve tabs of acid and the 8-ball of coke
I was feeling a bit odd so I lit up a joint
when this dog scampered over and started to point

Well I used to love peanuts way back when
snoopy was just a beagle
But now snoopy's got a cop and the cop's got a gun
and they say they smell something illegal

I said "cops are tops, there are way too few
Y'know, haven't you got something better to do?
isn't there some place else you could go?
I'm just waiting here to get into the show"
well the dog looked up at me and said with a smile
"Hepped up on goofballs! You're off your fucking dial"
or something like that I couldn't really understand
but the next thing I knew that cop bit me on the hand

Well I used to love peanuts way back when
snoopy was just a beagle
but now snoopy's got a gun and the cop's got a bone
and they say I did something illegal

Was it the barking cop or the talking dog?
or like the drugs, were they were all just doing their job?
I put my version of events on a square of blotter paper
and woke up in hospital thirteen days later
now listen here kids if you want my advice
when you see a policeman just act nice
never store your stash on the inside of your mouth
and stay the hell away from the big day out