Flying Pig Flu

It all started with bird flu, then came horse flu, and now pig flu. Some prefer avian, equine and swine. Others call them asian, aussie and mexican flu. But a flu by any other name would still smell like nothing when your nose is all blocked and flu-ey.

The fact is we are staring down the barrel of the 12 epidemics of the chinese horoscope! It's the biggest series of plagues you never read about in the bible. Those clever asians were right all along. You may laugh now but you won't be laughing when dragon flu comes around. Oh no, I'm sure you'll be taking it damned seriously by then.

Don't you see? All 12 plagues must come to pass. Remember the black plague? Rat flu! HIV Aids? Monkey flu!

We have upset the harmony of the Tao. We have shit all over the Buddha. Forget "What would Jesus Do", WHAT WOULD CONFUCIUS DO? I'm pretty sure he'd be in for a surprise next time he reincarnates in Tiananmen Square.

REPENT NOW. The end is near you fools. And it's name is Dragon Flu.

Diethyl Ether

"This is the main advantage of ether: it makes you behave like the village drunkard in some early Irish novel... total loss of all basic motor skills: blurred vision, no balance, numb tongue-- severance of all connection between the body and the brain. Which is interesting, because the brain continues to function more or less normally... you can actually watch yourself behaving in this terrible way, but you can't control it."

Dr. Hunter S. Thompson, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas.

Devil

Pull my dick mate get fucked

Traditional Aussie drinking game that dates back to the early 1800's.

Four Drawings and a Photo